In the beginning,
God created the earth.
And He said,
"Let there be mud".
And there was mud.
And God said,
"Let us make living creatures,
out of mud,
so the mud can see,
what we have done."
And God created every living creature
that now moveth.
And one, was man.
Mud, as man, alone, could speak.
"What is the purpose of all this?",
man asked politely.
"Everything must have a purpose?"
asked God.
"Certainly", said man.
"Then I leave it to you, to think of one,
for all this", said God.
And He went away...